Non-Sexual Orgasms

  1. Unsticking stubborn food from between your teeth.
  2. Remembering the actor's name who played in that film with that guy with the explosions and the arm breaking. 
  3. Starting Fellowship multiball after activating the Escape the Ringwraiths ring mode on a Lord of the Rings pinball machine. Lit it and hit it. 
  4. Eating a Tootsie Roll that has been softened by being in your pocket all day. Hot dashboards also do the trick. 
  5. Finishing a book over a thousand pages.
  6. Catching every green light on the way to work.
  7. Finding a movie you loved as a child while channel surfing. 
  8. Discovering a more efficient route. 
  9. Playing a Q on a Words with Friends TL.
  10. Hearing your best friend say "I got your back" before going on stage together.
  11. Answering the Final Jeopardy question in front of people you respect.